DalyCommaS

DalyCommaS

Books, Theatre, Digital Marketing & the life of a Lesbian

theshamblehouse:

novakian:

ohai-mg:

cuddleing:

i lost it with the salad

completely lost it at the gravy

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

I am utterly baffled

Oh, my god, this. This is amazing.

(Source: videohall, via istytehcrawk)

The New Normal?

  • Sarah: You can watch The New Normal here: LINK
  • Amy: I haven't seen the old Normal
  • Sarah: Were you making a joke with the new normal
  • That's the name of the show
  • I can't tell
  • You didn't laugh after it
  • so I can't tell
  • DAMN YOU INTERNET MESSAGING
  • ...
  • Amy: hahaha, no, inadvertend, every time you've mentioned it I thought the title of it was just 'Normal'
  • Sarah: Lol
  • Actual Lol
  • Amy: and i only just realized it but every time i wondered why you thought i'd seen this show before
  • LOL
  • Sarah: not even an awkward silence lol
  • Amy: What inadvertent comedy i cause

Worst Date Stories

                                    

If you’re looking for something funny to read this afternoon, check out this campaign I led a few weeks ago for Penguin’s release of The Greatest Love Story of all Time. 

Basically, the idea was that people would send in their worst date stories, and we’d select a few to win an advance copy of the book. Some of the funniest #WorstDateStories included: 

My date spent our Valentines meal fascinated with the “identical twins” behind me. Turned out to be a couple sitting by a mirror. #worstdate

Sitting opposite date, reading the menu, a little bit of dribble slid out of my mouth and dropped on to the menu. #worstdate

Never got to the date; I gave him my number, he stuck it on his fridge, his girlfriend found it, phoned me to warn me off! #WorstDate

To view more Worst Date Stories, head to the handy Storify.

I’m about halfway through The Greatest Love Story of All Time, and I think it’s a great piece of women’s fiction. Think Bridget Jones but FUNNIER. Read a snippet from the book here.

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